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The Day the TAB Went Quiet

A suburban TAB, a retired wharfie, and the eight-leg multi that silenced a room full of professional sceptics.

Jack DoyleFeature Writer
The Day the TAB Went Quiet
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There is a particular kind of silence that only happens in a TAB. Not the absence of noise — the machines still hum, the vision still calls a maiden at Pakenham — but the silence of forty people simultaneously deciding not to breathe.

It was a Tuesday. Ray, seventy-one, retired off the wharves with a crook shoulder and a system he'd never once explained to anyone, was seven legs into an eight-leg multi that had started with five dollars and a grievance against his son-in-law.

The last leg

The last leg was a two-year-old at Canterbury that Ray liked for reasons he took to his grave: something about the way it walked to the gates three starts back. The horse jumped at $9.50. The TAB's printer, Ray said later, was the only thing in the room still working.

It won by a short half head. The photo took four minutes. Ray drank tea through all of it.

The collect was a little over sixty-two thousand dollars. Ray tipped the girl behind the counter fifty, bought the front bar one round, and was home by five because Tuesday was bins night.

The Day the TAB Went Quiet — editorial artwork
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Why these stories matter

Every punter in that room has told the story since, and in every telling the horse's margin gets shorter and Ray gets calmer. That's the thing about punting stories: the money is never really the point. The point is that for four minutes on a Tuesday, a suburban TAB held its breath together.

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