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The Quaddie That Paid for a Wedding

Four legs, one venue deposit, and the strangest best-man speech in the history of the Geelong region.

Zac ChristieSports and Racing Analysis
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Weddings are expensive. Deposits are non-refundable. And Dave — groom, apprentice electrician, occasional punter — was, six months out from the big day, exactly $8,400 short.

What follows is a story his wife tells better than he does, which is itself the mark of a truly great punting story: when the person with every right to be furious is the one who dines out on it.

The four legs

Leg one: an odds-on favourite that won like an odds-on favourite. Leg two: a $6 chance ridden, in Dave's words, 'like the jockey owed me money'. Leg three was the sweat — a photo finish that took long enough for Dave to compose two separate apology speeches to his fiancée.

Leg four was a mare named — and he maintains this decided the bet — after his fiancée's grandmother. It led all the way.

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The aftermath

The quaddie paid $11,240 for his dollar-forty flexi. The venue got its deposit, the best man got his story, and the couple got a wedding in which the father of the bride toasted 'the mare that made this possible'.

Dave hasn't had a serious bet since. 'You retire on top,' he says. 'Everyone knows that. Nobody does it. I did it.' His wife rolls her eyes. The framed ticket hangs in their hallway.

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